Left-liberal America is desperate for Beto O’Rourke, that much is clear. He is the charismatic handsome Texan the world has been waiting for. But, following his narrow midterm loss to Ted Cruz, the enthusiasm for O’Rourke 2020 seems to have transmogrified into something else — something creepy. Cockburn is disturbed to report that the appetite for Beto’s progressive politics is being subsumed by a depraved and extremely vulgar lust for the dashing young congressman.

Nobody has ever mistaken Ted Cruz for a sex idol, except perhaps the young Ted Cruz:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt-vG_TdOT4

But social media is starting to thirst...

Left-liberal America is desperate for Beto O’Rourke, that much is clear. He is the charismatic handsome Texan the world has been waiting for. But, following his narrow midterm loss to Ted Cruz, the enthusiasm for O’Rourke 2020 seems to have transmogrified into something else — something creepy. Cockburn is disturbed to report that the appetite for Beto’s progressive politics is being subsumed by a depraved and extremely vulgar lust for the dashing young congressman.

Nobody has ever mistaken Ted Cruz for a sex idol, except perhaps the young Ted Cruz:

But social media is starting to thirst for Beto in a vulgar, indecent manner. Take for instance, these tweets (trigger warning: the following content is revolting. We publish only to draw attention to the depth of the problem):

https://twitter.com/yuphoriia/status/1060158692153323522

https://twitter.com/yolajustina/status/1062178070927470592

https://twitter.com/sopeworlds/status/1062110749781344261

https://twitter.com/slutwhre/status/1061083453762940928

https://twitter.com/RahEli__/status/1062192735321579520

https://twitter.com/uggobitchmikey/status/1060244815856787456

https://twitter.com/spicyasianmix/status/1060248812550324225

https://twitter.com/GWYNETH1S/status/1062139373850890242

https://twitter.com/KtNewby_/status/1060648972337979392

https://twitter.com/aestheticposts/status/1061343152160702464

https://twitter.com/juulgrape/status/1060290063953788933

Cockburn gets it – he’s a good-looking, woke, skateboarding man – and social media is all about being as lewd as humanely possible. But the Twitter perverts are trying just a bit too hard: the whole sexy Beto thing rings false. So for goodness sake, take it down a notch, and stop objectifying poor Beto. We can’t cope with a whole primary season of this horndog energy.